Best.Thing.Ever.
Y’all, the best thing has happened. I’ve managed to combine two of my favorite things into one glorious decadent activity.
Eating chocolate.
This is what I look like when I'm eating chocolate. If I were white. And 33 years younger.
and…
Showering.
This is what I look like when I'm showering. If I were white. And about to be stabbed to death.
Yes, it’s a little weird to proclaim that one of my favorite things to do is shower. It’s actually not. Not even close. But I’m the author here, and I’m allowing myself creative license for the purposes of this story. Keep reading. You’ll understand.