Bitch, please!
I have beef with Nicole Kidman. Her goddamn face won’t move because it’s all Botoxed to high heaven. Homegirl is 41… she should have wrinkles. And she has none. And that shit just ain’t right. Plus she’s done some crazy shit with her lips. Stop it, Nikki!
She used to be such a beautiful woman. Remember when she looked like this?
and this?
And now she looks like this!
Nikki! Stop fucking with your face! Learn how to age gracefully! It can be done! Meryl Streep is doing it:
Helen Mirren is doing it:
Angela Bassett is doing it (although, she’s black, and black don’t crack–just ask 115 year old Gertrude Baines. We black ladies age verrrrrry well. Sorry, white womminz!):
Nicole Kidman’s sister, Antonia Kidman, seems to be following Nikki through the gates of Botox hell, but is claiming that she has never gotten Botox treatment.
To that, I say: “Bitch please!”
Why? Why do these women feel it necessary to inject their faces with all kinds of crap, or to get their noses all reconstructed and fucked up? I think I know the answer, but what do you think?
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is that seriously her? holy crap.
Isn’t botox poison? Why are people risking their lives for physical beauty??
As a black woman, I can say that we do age well. I’m in my mid 30s and was carded daily while in Vegas…
I think as long as we reward people (women, esp.) strictly for physical beauty, people will risk their lives to achieve whatever “look” is considered most attractive.
Beauty is power.
Sigh. Sad but true.
Also, I would like to say that my eldest daughter has *exactly* Nicole Kidman’s coloring — the porcelain skin, the sky blue eyes, the strawberry-blonde hair. She doesn’t look like NK other than her coloring, but she is gorgeous (TMIMO).
If she EVER messes with her face the way NK has, mama will come down on her like a sack of bricks.
You know what I love? That ad (forget what the product is for) where the song is “when I grow up I want to be an old woman” and the old ladies are all dancing around and loving life…
I thought the point of getting older was “aging gracefully” in the way that you just stop caring so much about what you look like. You know, wearing the purple shawls over loud print dresses and doing whatever you want because, to steal one of my favorite lines from a Barbara Streisand movie, you’ve made your coffee and you just don’t have to worry about that crap anymore.
Then again, I tend to not worry about that crap now, outside of wearing sun screen. Which also might be while I’m still single….
Are there any men left who prefer the natural look? Or is my mom right that I should wear make up more often?
while I’m still single?
Sigh. I hate head colds. And yes, I’m blaming the head cold and not the head that is apparently full of fluff…
Dudes still love the natural look!! I’ve never met a man who preferred me with makeup on. Even the little bits of makeup that you don’t consider makeup, like a touch of concealer and mascara. It’s as baffling to me as it is to the rest of women but I continue to find it true.
I think the best make up doesn’t look like you’re wearing any!
But Hobo, you’re in L.A. When I lived in So. Cal, the grooming standard expected was WAY higher. I used to feel like I should do my whole face just to run to the store for milk!!!
Come to Seattle, baby. The guys here like the natural look just fine!! (No fake nails and almost no fake boobs, either!)
Or you can come to Texas…if you have huge boobs and fake lips here, we just blame you for our football team losing.
I almost forgot…we also have huge dicks here…
hahahahaha!!
SeaKat my Seattle (well Tacoma) friends keep trying to get me to move back…
And I have been very tempted. I love a lot about LA. But I hate a lot about it too.
Huge dicks? Sweet. Sorry kids, i have to log off the Squee now so I can go check for flights to Dallas.
Before you buy those tickets, Helen, I think AdAd is referring to the Bush family…
I saw that picture of her and barely recognized her. Also her hair is done like an 18 year old’s.
“black don’t crack” I keep hearing that, too bad no one told Vanessa Williams, she is heading for the botox gallery herself.
I agree with the article though. All those pictures of the women who aren’t hitting the needle look gorgeous and so much more attractive than the botox junkies.
I could barely recognize NK. And that’s a 16 year old’s hairdo. Her sister looks like her collar bones are going to poke right through her skin. This is a real shame.