Meat Cards
From the geniuses at meatcards.com:
“We start with 100% beef jerky, and SEAR your contact information into it with a 150 WATT CO2 LASER.
Screw die-cutting. Forget about foil, popups, or UV spot lamination. THESE business cards have two ingredients:
MEAT AND LASERS.Unlike other business cards, MEAT CARDS will retain value after the econopocalypse. Hoard and barter your calorie-rich, life-sustaining cards.
MEAT CARDS do not fit in a Rolodex, because their deliciousness CANNOT BE CONTAINED in a Rolodex.”
(H/T Lisa(#1)!)
…um…yeah.
There’s a hillbillie in podunk Alabama ordering 500 of them right now….because nothing says professionalism like a chunk of beef. this by far, is a waste of technology, those guys should have their vocational school certificate revoked immediately.
“MEAT CARDS do not fit in a Rolodex, because their deliciousness CANNOT BE CONTAINED in a Rolodex”
do you think… was that an intentional jab at that hilarious bastard from the business card doosh video on here a few weeks ago?
I DO believe it was, bfm. Or at least I hope so.