Don’t Blame it on the Rain or the Boogie
As the GOP flounders to maintain its relevance amidst dissension and an inability to conceive a message that will resonate with all conservatives (and not just the fucktarded ones), the voice of the Washington Asshat Brigade seems to be rising above the din. And that voice has one message: Whatever it is, it’s Obama’s fault.
Here are some of the more egregious offenders:
1. Holocaust Museum shooting is the fault of the left with their anti-semitic pro-Palestinian leftist lunacy: Last month, a crazy white supremacist nutjob walked into the Holocaust museum and opened fire, killing a security guard. One would think that the blame rest solely with that crazy man. An argument could be made that the increasing “anti-librulz” and “Obama is an Islamofascist terrorist librul socialist” rhetoric propogated by the Washington Asshat Brigade has created the perfect storm for some asshole to go try and shoot up a bunch of Jews. But no. Don’t be an idiot. Of course, it’s the fault of librulz and, by extension, Obama himself.
According to Henry Biswanger of the Ayn Rand Institute during his appearance on Glenn Beck’s show, “You find on the left now, a lot of pro-Palestinian sentiment and anti-Semitism. It’s no longer unrespectable to be anti-Semitic on the left.” Right. It’s hip to be anti-Semitic now. The left is full of white supremacists. It all makes sense.
Still Can’t Believe It…
Is “Faggot” the New “Nigga”?
I’m going to be honest with you. I don’t know who the hell this Katy Perry person is. And I don’t mean that in a flippant “Who do you think you are, young lady!” way but in a serious “Who the hell are you?” way. I know she sang some song about kissing a girl twenty years after Jill Sobule made it cool. And I think I remember her starting some shit with Elton John. Oh never mind, that was 