Mastur-what!?

Seriously!?

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9 Responses to Mastur-what!?

  1. How much masterbating is going on over there that all that spunk is clogging the drains? I myself have two boys who are now at an age where their showers have become longer and now I fear for my plumbing.

  2. No kidding. Makes me think I missed out on some epic all-man orgies in college…

  3. I quite enjoy my misspelling of masturbation. And I also feel like I didn’t spend enough time in the men’s showers during those college years. I feel your pain NFL.

  4. I’m with Juju…just what in the hell is going on at U of M (aside from the obvious)? Does Ohio state have anything to do with this?

  5. Um, isn’t splooge water soluble? I’m just sayin, I get it out with regular old soap and water.

  6. PizaGirl: hahahahahahaha!

  7. perhaps it’s of a different consistency in michigan. it has to battle the winter elements.

    maybe it’s bionic!

  8. I don’t recall any of these shenanigans at Western Michigan University. I’m not sure if it is strictly climate.

  9. In my experience schmootz is NOT particularly water soluble.
    However, I am dating someone who went to the University of Michigan, so now I am a bit perplexed…

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