On a scale of 1 to Creepy, it’s Creepy as Fuck.
Stick it out until the 2:30 mark. I swear on my left boob, you won’t be sorry. Or maybe you will. But it’s absolutely worth it. I would never steer you wrong.
Get it? Steer?! Because of the sheep?
Oh never mind, steer are cows or some shit. Whatever. I’m a lawyer, not a botanist.
(H/T Danielle!)
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Fine…ok…you get to keep your boob.
hahaha. toldja!
One of the weirder things I’ve seen this year. And that last line? “might there be a better choice for California?”
exactly, Carly, exactly what I was thinking. Californians, I’m sorry but this fall you will be forced to choose between a woman obsessed with sheep and a man dressed as one. Either way you can pretty much expect to be covered in sh*% by the first Tuesday in November.
zing!
It just occurred to me that I don’t even know what the fuck she’s running for, because all I care about is that there is a man dressed as a fucking Terminator Sheep.
hahahaha. that sheep is going to haunt my dreams.
there’s a horror movie where the dude is wearing some sort of burlap sack over his head and has red beady eyes. what the hell is it?
OHHHHHH
i’m thinking of batman begins!
Oh my gosh, you got to keep both of your boobs WAY the fuck before 2:30…right about when the demonic bells started ringing and the lightning struck the sheep from the pedestal. Yikes!!!
I KNOW. it’s amazing.
If anything this add is proof America has lost the war on drugs in major way. These fuckers are HIGH!!!
ad as in advertisement I mean.
Imani, botanists study plants, flowers and shit like that. I think you mean you aren’t an animal husbandryist. I have no idea if husbandryist is even a word, but it sounds good to me. I hope I’ve learned you something and this is the end of your public service announcement.
BTW, You do get to keep your boob. Damn it because I was gonna ask if I could have it.
heh. i know that botanists study plants. i just like to act the fool.
I figured you did, but I am a little anal at times. Hmmm…that’s funny coming from a lesbian.
You are great at acting a fool. If I ever need a lawyer I’m hiring you and I expect you to enter the court room singing and dancing. Or at least go rollin’ down the isle sippin’ on some gin and juice.
Whoa. I mean, baaaa. That was terrifying!
It’s really hard to tell an actual ad from a satirical one anymore. I think the actual ones are worse than anything SNL could come up with.
Maybe SNL ought to hire the writers of political ads.