STOP PICKING ON LOUISIANA! IT’S GETTING RIDICULOUS.
Considering I have two good friends who live in Louisiana, I’m starting to get a little pissed off at whomever is dropping the peoples’ elbow all over Louisiana’s delicious face:
There’s a new oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico after a tug boat crashed into the wellhead on Tuesday. Located near Louisiana marshland, the leak was seen spewing a geyser of oil 20 feet into the air. Officials also fear that natural gas is leaking, since boats reported seeing a gas cloud near the wellhead. “There is a pretty good amount of oil flowing there,” said one Jefferson Parish councilman. It’s unclear currently who owns the well. Emergency crews are currently at the site of the leak, figuring out how to stop it.
First BP, and now this? What did Louisiana ever do to you?
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Seriously, y’all. We’re all gonna die.
Drill baby, drill, my shiny black ass.
[via Daily Beast]
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