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Category Archives: Celebrity Shenanigans
Melissa Harris-Perry on The Colbert Report
“Experiencing racism tends to be a worse experience than actually talking about racism or race… Talking always brings us closer to understanding.”
Melissa Harris-Perry handled Stephen’s antics very well. Take a look:
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Here’s a link to Sister Citizen on Amazon. Buy it! I just did.
Stephen Colbert Interviews Samuel L. Jackson
“I’m not black, white or anything — I’m a movie star.”
This is a couple weeks old, but I just watched it, so it’s new to me! Samuel L. Jackson (who really reminds me of my father) discusses his new broadway role playing Martin Luther King Jr. in The Mountaintop, and a hilarious discussion about race ensues.
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I love that he calls being a movie star, “totally dope” and “a pretty big fucking deal.” Outstanding.
And, as always, you’re welcome.
Miley Cyrus Calls Herself A Pothead. Stupidity Ensues.
Some mothers are flipping out after Miley Cyrus made a pot-friendly joke at her birthday party.
“You know you’re a stoner when your friends make you a Bob Marley cake,” the former Disney star said. “You know you smoke way too much f-cking weed!”
Within minutes, the Internet lit up with protesting mothers, talking about how Miley is a role model and should be ashamed of herself. I respectfully disagree. Miley Cyrus, despite her Disney roots, has a ton of talent and is one of the most widely recognized voices among her fans. The reason I say despite Disney is because while they promote kid stars they suck the life and soul (and originality) right out of them. Sure she’s young, but give that whiskey-and-honey voice ten years to mature and you could have serious star power. There’s nothing to be ashamed of there. She works hard, but when she isn’t on the clock what she does in her free time is nobody’s business. She’s young, she’s rich and she smokes pot. Nobody believed anything else when her infamous bong photo surfaced last year. The truth is, she doesn’t answer to anyone but herself.
Not even to your little snowflake.
Posted in Bon the Geek, Celebrity Shenanigans, Do The Right Thing
Tagged celebrities, Miley Cyrus, potheads
Twenty Couples That Can’t Get Married, but Kim Kardashian Can…
For 72 Days

Chris Williams and Juan McCoy have been together for 13 years and are from Maryland. They met at work and still work together and their relationship is as strong as ever. Juan says of Chris, “He brings balance to my life. Whenever I'm agitated he always calms me down. I think I balance him out too.” Recalling Chris' recent birthday, Juan adds, “I love him beyond what I can actually express. We're whole separately, but we're something even better when we're together.” They cannot get married, but Kim Kardashian can... for 72 days.
Kim Kardashian is divorcing some dude she married after a whopping 72 days of marriage. Their engagement was 85 days (according to the internet which always gets everything right.) Kardashian’s divorce in and of itself is not interesting (hey, she made a cool ten million off a celebrity sycophantic culture that cares about such crap.) What is interesting (and heartbreaking) is that wingnuts probably think that teh gayz have so thoroughly ruined traditional marriage, what with teh gayz’s insistence on being gay and getting gay-married, that Kim Kardashian never really stood a chance.
Don’t be mad at Kim and Kris. They probably lived next door to a gay couple. How could the Kardashian-Humphries marriage last longer than 72 days with a bunch of gays living next door actively ruining their lives?
Think about it.
Check out the Buzzfeed link. It might make your eyes rain at the injustice of it all.
[via Buzzfeed]
Posted in Celebrity Shenanigans, Criminally Stupid, LGBTQ Shenanigans
Tagged gay stuff, Kim Kardashian, marriage equality
Jon Stewart Fires Back at Donald Trump over “Racist” Charge
“I’ve taken criticism before. I’ve been called racist, stupid, an asshole, but this one hurts because of how much I respect Donald Trump…”
Yesterday I wrote a post about the silly Orange Supremacist calling Jon Stewart racist because Stewart used a funny voice to make a joke about kidnapping babies.
In response, John Cole said the following:
Do these idiots ever learn? Did Trump not see what happened to Jim Cramer? [Here's what happened to Jim Cramer. It isn't pretty. -ed.]
Why would you fuck with a guy who is wicked smart, surrounded by talented comedic writers and performers who basically have nothing to do but figure out how to spend a half hour of television time every night?
Nope. They never learn. And the writers at The Daily Show did not disappoint, using Trump’s dumbassery as a hook for hilarity about Ann “We Have Very Impressive Blacks” Coulter and her cockamamie notion that Herman Cain is “blacker” than Obama:
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Donald Trump the Orange Supremacist calls Jon Stewart Racist; Has a Pot-Kettle Problem
Irony to the white courtesy phone, please.
Donald “I have a good relationship with The Blacks™” Trump is calling for Jon Stewart’s head. Apparently, he lives in a world where making a joke about kidnapping babies is racist.
No, it doesn’t make any sense:
In his latest Youtube video Tuesday afternoon, the birther-curious host of The Apprentice had a lengthy rant about Stewart’s confusion over Cain’s response to the sexual harassment charges.”
“How come Jon Stewart gets away with a racist rant against Herman Cain?” Trump asked. “Nobody else could pull that off. Where is Rev. Jackson? Where is Rev. Sharpton? Where are all the critics where if someone else did it, it would be a disaster?”
Omar Sharif On Camera… Slapping A Woman
Caught on camera, Omar Sharif (Lawrence of Arabia) is smiling and having a great old time in Qatar. He is soaking up the attention and smiling away, when a woman approaches him. He promptly slaps her right in the face and tells her to wait her turn. TMZ has the video posted here.
They are nice enough to point out that you don’t see the second of contact on her face because of the angle, but you hear it clearly. The movement of his hand indicates that it wasn’t a punch but it sure wasn’t a love tap. The movement of her head shows her register the slap. I’m disturbed that it was so casual. Not a glance from anyone around him. No reaction on his face afterwards suggesting he might have done a stupid thing. The woman was so starstruck that she posed with him a few minutes later, apparently when he thought it was her turn. That makes me sick and sad. Of course, in some parts of the world “correcting” a woman that way is completely okay. Which is where that sick and sad thing starts to kick in.
This isn’t his first physical assault. The parking attendant one really bothered me, because it was such a clear case of asshattery. He had to pay over $300,000 for that one. A talented acting legend has been reduced to a senile old fart lacking basic decency. I will now anxiously await “frail little girl stomps sexist old bastard on red carpet.” A girl can dream, right?
Posted in Bon the Geek, Celebrity Shenanigans
Tagged Jackass, violence against women, women
Zachary Quinto comes out. (Updated).
In case you missed it: Zachary Quinto (aka: Spock) came out this weekend. He discussed his sexuality for the first time in an interview with New York Magazine and addressed the decision to do so in a blog post:
when i found out that jamey rodemeyer killed himself – i felt deeply troubled. but when i found out that jamey rodemeyer had made an it gets better video only months before taking his own life – i felt indescribable despair. i also made an it gets better video last year – in the wake of the senseless and tragic gay teen suicides that were sweeping the nation at the time. but in light of jamey’s death – it became clear to me in an instant that living a gay life without publicly acknowledging it – is simply not enough to make any significant contribution to the immense work that lies ahead on the road to complete equality. our society needs to recognize the unstoppable momentum toward unequivocal civil equality for every gay lesbian bisexual and transgendered citizen of this country. gay kids need to stop killing themselves because they are made to feel worthless by cruel and relentless bullying. parents need to teach their children principles of respect and acceptance. we are witnessing an enormous shift of collective consciousness throughout the world. we are at the precipice of great transformation within our culture and government. i believe in the power of intention to change the landscape of our society – and it is my intention to live an authentic life of compassion and integrity and action. jamey rodemeyer’s life changed mine. and while his death only makes me wish that i had done this sooner – i am eternally grateful to him for being the catalyst for change within me. now i can only hope to serve as the same catalyst for even one other person in this world. that – i believe – is all that we can ask of ourselves and of each other.
zq.
In an ideal world, of course, no one would need to come out — or, at least, no more so than people occasionally have to come out as, say, vegetarian, or Jewish, or left-handed. Occasionally, when you’re not part of the majority culture, you have to give people a head’s up.
But we are, of course, not yet living in an ideal world.
Posted in Celebrity Shenanigans, LGBTQ Shenanigans
Tagged Chaz Bono, coming out, Don Lemon, Ellen, LGBTQ, Neil Patrick Harris, Portia de Rossi, Zachary Quinto


