Category Archives: Miscellany

Random crap that doesn’t fit anywhere else.

Am I “Awake” or Am I Just Dreaming?

I don’t watch any TV series for a variety of reasons.  If I turn on my TV, I’m either watching sports or cooking shows.  However, I read about a show that piqued my interest because 1) Jason Isaacs stars.  He’s hawt and talented and did I mention hawt? and 2) the premise sounded intriguing.

Jason Isaacs plays a detective who crashes his car with both his wife and his son in it.  He lives in two realities – one in which his wife survives the crash while his son dies and one in which his son survives the crash while his wife dies. The way it works is that each time he goes to sleep, he wakes up in the alternate reality. Since I have very realistic dreams and a shitty time sleeping, the premise immediately appealed to me.

The show is called Awake, and it’s on NBC.  They released the entire pilot episode, and I watched with a great deal of  trepidation.  As I said, I don’t watch much TV, and I was so hoping this show would be excellent, while at the same time, I feared it would suck.

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Weekly Round-Up 2/5-2/12: Republicans are Crawling into Your Uterus Edition

Ahoy readers! I meant to do this round-up yesterday, but I had an old friend for dinner.  (Rimshot.)  I didn’t actually eat him or drink any chianti, but there’s always next time.  To be honest, I tried, but he looked a little put out when I started sawing on his arm with a butter knife.  Next time, I’ll have to add a light sedative to his food.

This week is a busy one for me, so it’ll be light posting.  And then on Friday, Allan Brauer is coming to stay with me for the weekend, and I don’t care what he or his husband says, I’m certain my apartment is not clean enough.

Oh well.  SUCK IT UP, ALLAN!!!111ONE

~dust bunnies rain from the sky~

Without further ado (unless, of course, you’d like some more “ado.”  do you want more “ado”?  Do you?), here are last week’s top twelve popular posts:

  • WTF?! The CPAC Rap Everyone Is Talking About - This video made John Cole embarrassed to be white, and now he wants in on the whole black thing.  Lucky for him, I brought it up at the monthly meeting and the committee approved it.  ::bangs gavel:: Congratulations, Cole.  You’re black now.  And no, I’m not moving to West Virginia.

Weekly Round-Up (1/29-2/5): Komen-tastrophe! Plus Some Very Persistent Catholics

This week was heavy on lady business.

Komen put the cart before the horse while sticking its foot in its mouth and biting the hand that feeds it —  it wasn’t pretty. They defunded Planned Parenthood; then they sorta-but-not-really reversed their decision after Nancy Brinker’s disastrous appearance on Andrea Mitchell Reports; and to top it all off, they’re letting Ari Fleischer drive the Susan G. Failboat for the Cure right into an iceberg. #notwinning

And of course, the wingnuts have a major sad and are likening “the Planned Parenthood set” to the mafia.  Well, lesson learned, amigos.  Don’t fuck with the uterati. *glare*

That goes for you too,  Catholic Church. *glares harder*

Aaaaaaand moving on.  Here are the top twelve most popular posts for last week:

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President Obama & Charles Hamilton Houston, pt II – a guest post by socioprof.

My friend and fellow denizen of Ta-Nehisi Coate’s Golden Horde, the lovely and delightful socioprof, took President Obama’s 21 year old “Black History Minute” and moved the ball forward in a comment at my place that evening – and her comment is so full of win, that I had to make a post of it. Thanks, socioprof!

There is such a beautiful (and long) thread here, socioprof wrote after watching the clip.

The man that our President lauds some 20 years ago is Charles Hamilton Houston. Houston attends Harvard Law and is the first Black person named to the Harvard Law Review.

He later trains Thurgood Marshall, the NAACP lawyer who (along with Houston and others from the NAACP) successfully argued before the Supreme Court, convincing Warren and his Court that separate was indeed unequal, and was ultimately the first Black person appointed to the Supreme Court.

Marshall has a young, female law clerk while serving on the high court. After Houston’s death, there was a professorship named at Harvard in his honor. Marshall’s young, female law clerk – Elena Kagan – held that professorship.

In a parallel stream, a Harvard law professor, Charles Ogletree, teaches a Black woman from Chicago’s South Side named Michelle Robinson, and then some skinny kid, also from Chicago – though by way of Hawaii and Indonesia – with a funny name, famously big ears, and a White Kansan mother and a Black Kenyan father. That kid with the name and ears goes on to become the first Black person to serve as president of the Harvard Law Review.

Ogletree continues to mentor the kid and goes on to found the Charles Hamilton Houston Institute for Race and Justice at Harvard Law with the support of Harvard Law Dean, Elena Kagan.

Five years later, that kid with the ears is President of these United States and appoints Kagan to the Supreme Court.

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I’m sorry, sometimes American history is just a little bit grand.

Weekly Round-Up (1/22-1/29): Newt, Ron, and Jan FAIL + Santorum EW = Obama WIN

It was a good week for President Obama and a bad week for pirates and Republicans.

President Obama ordered the rescue of a couple hostages in Somalia (one of whom might have died in captivity due to a medical condition unrelated to the fact that she was being held hostage by fucking pirates), and then he gave a kick ass State of the Union address.

As for the Republicans, the Republican primary is on a crash-course to Stupidtown, and Jan “ZOMG THERE ARE DECAPITATED HEADS IN THE DESERT!!11one” tried to the play white damsel in distress to President Obama’s Scary Black Man.

Nice try, Jan. You know who doesn’t think President Obama is threatening? Gabby Giffords, and she’s more of an inspiration and a public servant than you could ever hope to be:

Cheers for Gabby — huzzah!

Jeers for Jan –BOOOOOOO!

And with more ado than was even necessary, here are this week’s top twelve popular posts:

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Xin Nian Kuai Le, Bitchez

"I'm dancing in the streets!"

Happy New Years, Angry Black Readers.  It’s an ABLC tradition for me to write a Taiwanese New Year post*, so I would be remiss if I didn’t pen one this year.

It’s the Year of the Dragon in Asian people world, and no, I’m not late because the celebration goes for five days.  I have it on very good authority**, I’ll have you know.  Besides, Asians are late for everything, so in Asian People Time, I’m actually early with this post!

The Year of the Dragon is a very auspicious year in which to start up any major project.  The boldness of the dragon represents the boldness in which you have to approach the new year.  Remember, it is better to dream big and fail spectacularly than to dream small and succeed miserably.

In addition, the dragon is the symbol of the emperor.  This does not mean to live in a regal manner, however; it just reemphasizes the point that anything you do this year must be ambitious and worthy of an emperor.  The Year of the Dragon is not a year in which to wait or be indecisive.  If you have a dream that you’ve thought of accomplishing – this is the year.  No more excuses.  No more, “But but but but” sputtering.  Anything you want to do, do it now!

This includes romance, my dear Angry Black Readers.  If you have your eye on someone, now is the time to profess your love.  Again, don’t be timid about it.  Be confident and go up to your beloved, and say, “You, me, you, me, you, me!” while gesturing back and forth between you and your beloved.  I gotdamn guarantee that it’ll work. *** The sky is not a limit this year – it is merely a suggestion!
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Greedy Medicine Practices Put Patients At Risk

When is recycling not a good thing? When it’s pharmacies doing the recycling.

Medicines from deceased patients have been recycled, repackaged and resold to disabled or elderly patients, according to recent allegations. This has allowed them to benefit from the death of patients, resell expensive drugs at the risk of other customers, and allow the businesses to double-bill government aid for the full cost of the medicine. Some cancer drugs are so expensive they have been diluted or altered by unscrupulous staff. Some other rare drugs are so costly that it is still profitable to pay employee wages to sort and repackage them. Due to the large number of elderly and disabled who depend on aid, they are the most affected by this.

No charges have officially been filed, but drugs were found labeled “reuse” and computers were seized as well.
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Conservative columnists unhappily tweet the South Carolina debate

I like following conservative and conservative-ish pundits on Twitter, because A) it’s good to know what the other side is saying and B) they’ve often sometimes got insightful things to say about their cause. Here are some of my favorite tweeted reactions to tonight’s debate from a couple of the nation’s leading conservative thinkers:

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Lowku

Life in 5, 7, 5

For far too long the limerick has stood alone as a means of poetically capturing comically lowbrow ideas. For centuries it has been a friendless, manically mugging ghost-clown haunting the edges of an austere poets’ feast, laughing raucously while winking and attempting to nudge the living guests–making itself even more unwanted by reminding poets that their art form isn’t always as highbrow as they’d like to think it is. However, today this unwelcome party of one stands alone no more. Today we bring you…lowku.

The game and aim are simple. Every two weeks  we’ll display an image of one of life’s more lowbrow moments. Your mission will be to carefully select words that add up to 17 syllables and string them together in 5,7,5 form in order to describe said image or tell its story. The winners will be whomever we feel like naming the winners (or whomever sends the most enjoyable bribes. I have a penchant for single malts and very dark ales, just saying), and we will announce them at the start of the following round. At that point a new image will be posted to ignite the next bout of genius. Lather, rinse, repeat.

(Moderately NSFW)

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